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Now that we've gone to war, we've decided to use the above headline in a tribute to the British Press. We're not stupid enought to think you can't make up your own mind, but clearly our brothers and sisters in the press corps don't think that way.

In this issue, we ARE taking the piss out of the war. That doesn't mean we don't care, we just think it's funny.

Also, please check out our new serial, the first three episode's of which are now online.

From the Editor: Some Facts: -

Next Door to Iraq is a country which, according to most reports, isn’t that popular with the western powers. We also want rid of their leadership. Unlike Iraq it hasn’t suffered sanctions or been under attack since 1991. Yes, Saddam is a sadistic brute, but the Iraqi people aren’t. And this is what we are doing to them.

Iraq Literacy

definition: age 15 and over can read and write
total population: 58%
male: 70.7%
female: 45% (1995 est.)

Iranian Literacy

definition: age 15 and over can read and write
total population: 72.1%
male: 78.4%
female: 65.8% (1994 est.)

Iranian Life Expectancy and Infant Mortality Rates

Infant mortality rate: 28.07 deaths/1,000 live births (2002 est.)

Life expectancy at birth:
total population: 70.25 years
female: 71.69 years (2002 est.)
male: 68.87 years

Iraqi Life Expectancy and Infant Mortality Rates

Infant mortality rate: 57.61 deaths/1,000 live births (2002 est.)

Life expectancy at birth:
Total population: 67.38 years
female: 68.5 years (2002 est.)
male: 66.31 years

Source (ahem) CIA World Fact Book 2002

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