Kill All Hippies!
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Speech from the Dock - Tony Blair Speech from the Dock George W Bush I was a teenage Suicide Bomber! The Hobbit - As Retold by the Retard! Wendy Alexander and the Superhero Sex Sessions Vote Fascist for another Five Glorious Years. Henrick Larsson gives Lorenzo Amoruso a blow job. Monkey to head Afghan peace process.
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British Reporters Drinking GameIn a strange turn of events, British Reporters stuck in various gulf Hotel Rooms during the rain of Cruise Missles on Iraq have begun a series of drinking games. If you wish to play at home, follow it as outlined below. If you get a report of a Coalition Casualty - 1 Drink If you get a report of the French saying something intelligent - 1 Bottle of Brandy If you hear that joke about the Irish sending troops to the gulf and Mexico telling them to fuck off - 1 Drink If an Anti-War protester gets arrested in a major European Capital - 1 Drink per protester If you gets a report of those bloody slitty eyed chinese b***ards whining again - anosher drink If yu’ve maked a pass at a Saudi waitress wif a bottle of Scotch in ur handy’s, knock another back matey boy... You’re my fyking best mate you know... have a drinky... I fyckn luv war... another drinky! in fact, hhaaaaveeee twoooo... Ah’m quite tired now... where’s my drinkies... ? ? If you get arrested after walking into a Saudi newsagents and drunkenly demanding a bottle of Jack Daniels and a two litre bottle of Irn Bru whilst protesting about the fact that you can’t get a fucking drink anywhere in this rathole of a... Pretend you’re a British Reporter and claim asylum at the local consulate. And no, you can’t have a deep-fried Mars Bar supper, and just because this isn’t Islington, it doesn’t necessarily mean that the natives "all eat kebabs, they must... what about a curry" |
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