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Henrik Larsson Gives Lorenzo Amoruso a Blow Job

henriklorenzo.jpg (24544 bytes)The Scottish Football World today celebrated it’s most sensational new couple. At the premier of My Own Private Idaho 2 starring Tom Gay-Cruise and Fisting Phil Collins the romantic couple were seen holding hands and proceeding into watch the film.

Style Guru Wendy Alexander said: “It was so lovely, seeing Henrik going down on Lorenzo during the love scene between Tom and Phil. I think Henrik was touched, he seemed to have a tear in his eye, at least that’s what I think it was.”

Henrik appeared dressed in light blue Kaftan with Army Boots and sledgehammer (apparently referring to the catfight at the end of the film). Lorenzo wore a more casual Armani Suit, although the mini-skirt was slightly against the dress code, as was his Swastika cufflinks, but bouncers apparently seemed unfazed by the happy couple.

 

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