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Speeches from the DockThe President of the United States of America, George "Tex" Bush
At this time of war, one needs allies, and when we have been denounced by pretty much the entire globe, it is good to see that we have widespread support, not just from Britain and Spain, but former countries of the Soviet Bloc. No, the Irony isn’t lost on me. I have a dictionary now. Some cynics have suggested that the only reason countries like Czechya and Poland are supporting the position we have taken is because no one likes them, wants anything to do with them, and they are now realising that the soviet union, being dead, means they are all at risk of being dominated by the pathologically risky ex-spook Vladimir Putin of Russia. They clearly, and unequivically support our position. It’s nothing to do with their own precarious political positions. And we didn’t buy their votes either. Yes, we did try and kill Saddam Hussein by a missle attack. Cool, wasn’t it? Now, a question I am asked a lot just now is that if we knew where he was to the extent where we sent in a volley of bunker busters, how come we don’t know if he’s alive or dead? Well, em, we just don’t, okay? One of my predecessors once said: ich bin ein berliner. Well, ich bin ein ass kicker. This time we saddle up, head off into the setting sun and kick some Iraqi ass. Your Prez, G.W.B. |
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My fellow
Britishers. It is good, at a time like this, when we saddle up and ride down the
sonofabitch Hussein that we have the British with us to carry our bags for us.