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Speeches from the Dock
Tony Blair
Okay, let’s get right along to our lefty friends and their allegations that war is never justified under any circumstances. I disagree. Why? Because tyrants must be stood up to. Oh yes. When one country dominates it population by propaganda, force and assassination of civilians. It must be brough to it’s knees. Now, I know both Britain and America have had allegations that it does so all the time. Yes, the CIA have overthrown governments, attempted assassinations on foreign, and probably domestic presidents and political activists all over the world and have held the threat of nuclear armageddon over the entire world for over 60 years. And admittedly, MI5 may have been involved in the secret targetting and assassination of Scottish political activists like Willie McRae as well as the collection of Voting papers to find out who doesn’t vote for authorised political parties like, well, ourselves. But that’s different. We allow freedom of speech. Unless we don’t like it, and that’s not too often. And yes, maybe Claire Short is doomed for speaking her mind, but she’s as bad that motherfucker Saddam. What we do is in the name of freedom. Like Mel Gibson in Braveheart. Oh yes. Our good old blighty troops behave impeccably. Oh yes. Not once did they cut the ears off of Argentinian soldiers as trophys of war, and never, under any circumstances did they murder American Mercenaries working for Argentina and throw their quivering corpses into the sea. That case was found not proven. And we have treated the occupation of Northern Ireland with extreme care and respect. We have been entirely unremitting in our opposition to sectarianism and religious differences. In fact, our troops have battered an EQUAL amount of people, whether Catholic or Protestant on the Emerald (slightly tinged with red) Isle. I would certainly like to extend my personal thanks to the British Press Corps for supporting us in the propaganda offensive. When Sky News focussed on those B52’s sitting on that tarmac apparently not doing anything, and lulling the Iraqi’s into a false sense of security while we skelped them with Stealth Bombers and Cruise Missles at the same time. That was hilarious. We managed incredibly with their efforts. Claiming Tariq Aziz was a defector to throw the cat amongst the pigeons was a classic of psychological warfare. Next Stop Iran and Palestine! Your Prime Minister, Tony Blair. |
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