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I was a Teenage Suicide Bomber!Had things gone differently, then Scottish Parliament MSP and Scottish Socialist Icon, Tommy Sheridan, could easily have been on board one of the flights which crashed into the World Trade Centre on September 11 last year.Tommy Sheridan, in-defacto MSP for Glasgow Pollock, i.e. the one that the locals actually like as opposed to the one they actually voted for, was a trainee in 80s Hamas Camp for Suicide Bombers. It was during the Anti Poll Tax Campaigns when Tommy first utilised his extremist anti-establishment angst in a planned Suicide Bomb campaigned scuppered by only three minor problems: 1. You couldn’t buy explosives in Presto’s. 2. Most Socialist’s thought suicide bombers are people who sell the socialist worker while high on drugs. 3. Most of the three members of the Socialist High Command (Pollock Branch) were watching Monty Python’s Life of Brian on Betamax video and got confused between fiction and reality. It’s a common problem, to this day Tommy still thinks he’s Al Pacino in Scarface. Responding to the twin towers attack last year Tommy was quoted as saying: “GOTCHA! YA FUCKIN DANCER! Is that tape recorder still on? You pric...” Tommy however has recently disposed of his radical views and a couple of years ago founded the Transcendental Meditation Socialist Party. Their numerous rallies have included multiple anti-war rallies against every conflict imaginable (even the little heard punch up between two farmers in Denmark who thought a hedge was in the wrong place); as well as two or three Pro Cannabis rallies. When Tommy recently announced yet ANOTHER Ganga Rally, police advised the public either to stay at home or: “send some Mars Bars over.” Tommy’s currently trying to find three other men to join his campaign, we suspect he’s looking for John, Paul and Ringo. |
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