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Rock X Episode 2 - YIn the 27th reality, Scotland is a more decadent place than the one you’re now in. It’s more like De Sade and The Doors New Haven Concert than the austere Presbyterian post-apocalyptic shithole you’re living in right now. Now, admittedly the 27th isn’t that great for ordinary people and it’s called the “Deviant” 27th by my good self. That’s not a problem for you or Kaz though. For those with money and a positive mental attitude, and with an inborn survival nature, it’s a pretty party place. The Blue Pyramid is underneath Inverness. It’s the Party Zone. It’s the first and last party on Earth. It’s like Hogmanay all the time. It’s a deviant, monolithic structure constructed underneath Inverness to concentrate the tendency for alcoholic sex, drugs and rock n roll in one insane place. It partly solved the problem. When it was constructed in the sixties, Scotland was a persona non-grata for inward investment because of an inherent trait for that self-destructive quality. Above the ground Scotland had tightened it’s laws, structured it’s campaigns against the nihilism and it’s deviance and allowed anything to happen in one place, constructed beneath the ground in a blue pyramid. This, of course, is in the 27th Reality version of Scotland, where most of out Story will take place. In the 14th reality, well, none of this actually happened. But YOU were here, in the 27th, where all the interest stuff did. The Blue Pyramid became the biggest tourist attraction Scotland ever had. One day, three of you had gone to the 27th reality, paid your 50 euros and entered the Blue Pyramid. But, we need to tell the stories of the others before we get back to you, so we’ll tell you a wee bit about them and then we’ll get back to you. Kaz is great. I like Kaz. She’ll be mine one day. K - A - Z from the top back of your mouth to your tongue touching your teeth... Eh? Okay, so I stole that off of Nabokov but you’ll grant me one folly where Kaz is concerned. In fact, you’ll probably have to grant me quite a few because her and me, we have this thing, she says she’ll do anything for me, and then goes off with the first scumbag rat hearted porno / rocker / artist / poet / bus-driving star that wanders through the door. She’s a tease, that’s all. Kaz has the porn star version of a page boy haircut. It’s longer at the front, and shorter in the back. Either way, she’s got these really cute red flashes dyed into the front and a little bit at the back, but apart from that she’s mostly blonde. The time you guys went to the Pyramid, she wore this shiny black cat-suit number, with braiding around the shoulders in satin, and some Designer / John Woo style shades. She looked hot. Anyway... Kaz is a professional adventurer and you’re her assistant. Now this is going to be confusing, but I’ll explain as best I can. One, Kaz is from the reality you are currently in. Two, you are not from that same reality, you are from the 27th. Three, you are existing in Kaz’s timeline in the 14th. Eh? It’s easy, you’ll grasp it no bother. You can’t just switch realities willy-nilly. That’s because a constant equal balance must exist in all realities. So the Kaz that was in your current reality, had to find some sap to switch with her, just as you had to when you went over there. The sap you switched with, was the same sap that had switched with Kaz at the point when she left her (your current) reality. There is a methodology to this, but we’ll make that one a wee bit clearer later on. |
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